My Fake Pageant Toddler


Right now, Twitter is coming up with some amazing names for my fake pageant toddler.  As you know, she took dance while still in the womb, learned gymnastic in her first 3 months and instead of crying, sang Ave Maria at the doctors & nurses who birthed her.  But she, being a figment of imagination, hasn’t yet been named.  

I need to figure out how to embed a poll, though, because I’m going to need help deciding.  The names are BRILLIANT.  Absolutely fantastic.  I’m going to have the most amazing fake pageant baby EVER.


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