What Jesus and I thought about the TX Lege on Tuesday

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Lots of people on Tuesday were claiming Jesus said lots of stuff.  Well, it’s a little known fact that I have his phone number, so I just called him up and asked him.  He was a little pissed, to be honest, but always a gentleman (unless you talk about that temple thing — just don’t go there), he just asked me to pass on a message to Representatives Cook & Laudenberg of the Texas Legislature since they seem to be getting it all garbled.  I wrote it down.

Jesus says NO

Seriously, just phone him. He’s fast about returning interview requests.

Anyway, he’s pretty tired of people with Ph.D.’s in Jesus stuff trying to legislate actual physical doctor stuff and blaming it on him.  He said if you actually earned your Ph.D. in Jesus Stuff you’d know better.

Just passing it on, y’all.

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