I look exactly like this, except 3D and fat.

I live in Mordor.

Okay, maybe not for real, but we have rednecks, mountains, shotguns, alcohol (except on Sundays), real live feuds, stupid town names and all kinds weather that make it inhospitable to anyone not from here (read: me).

This is about that and about me, an idiot, traipsing along oblivious and typically hazardous to myself and others — an accidental misfit in kickass eyeshadow, if you will.

~Ms Hazard